Friday, July 31, 2009

Greetings, Earthlings!

Loyal Blog-Readers,

How fares life for thee? Medieval speak aside, I am writing just to say that I have begun to upload some of my videos onto UCBComedy.com - something I am a little bit excited about for some odd reason. You can check them out here.

Anyways, that's about it for right now. I can't think of many other relevant life updates. OH! I did have a dream last night in which I made love to Regina Spektor. That was pretty cool. I don't think she'd ever date me, though. I mean, first of all..how would we ever meet? I don't think we frequent the same areas. Also, she's a successful artist and what do I have to offer her? I can't even cook. I'm a no good bumble butt..yes, I said it. A bumble butt. I'll probably never date Regina Spektor, let alone go out to a nice dinner with her just as friends and share a bottle of wine (still just as friends) and have a great conversation.

Whatever, I'm over it. There are so many more fish out there in the sea, you know? And I just read a stat somewhere the other day that the world is something like 95% water. Can you believe that? That is a lot of water. But I'm speaking of figurative "fishes" in figurative "seas" so..life goes on, right? Que sera, sera.

So check out the vids on UCBComedy.com!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Uptight Larry, Episode 5 - "A Date"



Also, check out Uptight Larry's own YouTube channel!

www.youtube.com/uptightlarry

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Celebrity Sightings Has Its Own Blog!

Check it out here!!!

Or at this Tiny URL: http://tiny.cc/v6gle

Kissez,

-J