Wednesday, February 14, 2007

If my blog keeps progressing (digressing?) in this manner, I'm gonna have to shut it down

Hey Loyal Bloggers -

It's that time again - and of course by, "that time," I am referring to the time during which I sit shirtless before going to bed (in this case, 1:25am CST) and write down the thoughts that are going through my head. If you'd like to stop reading now due to the imminent excitement that is about to ensue, feel free to. However, if you'd like to experience life in its most full essence and force, keep reading. So, anyways, today is Valentine's Day. Mmm, love, can you feel it?
Well, I'm going to have to move onto a different subject now. I thought a topical entry, namely one relevant to today (i.e., V-day) would be a nice idea for a blog entry..but it's not really a big deal to me right now, so I'll have to move onto the next most blog-worthy topic to me: life. When it comes to broad thoughts and generalizations on life (particularly mine), I'm $. Ah, but I'm not really feeling that either, tonight. No love, no life..ah, this is sounding a bit depressing - hm, but I'm not depressed, either. I am starting to notice, however, that I am beginning to develop quite an introspective blog entry here in which I'm basically holding a conversation with myself/randomly divulging my thoughts. So I can only imagine how fun this is to read. I guess a blog-entry as good as this can only end with a joke as good as the following:

knock knock
who's there?
knock knock
who's there?
"oops" who?
oops..i did it again.*

The punchline is that, as a result of the "Knock-knocker" saying his/her patended phrase twice, he/she is forced to say, "Oops..I did it again," which is *obviously* a Britney Spears lyric. Now, if you all know me, which you should - because if you don't, why are you reading this blog? (answer: because it's so freaking engaging) - I like to have at least, at least, ONE Britney Spears reference in my blog entries..starting today..and I have sufficiently satisfied the day's minimum requirement. Wow, that's all for tonight.

Here's a picture of an alien pushing a dollie that I found on google.images earlier:

*btw, the above joke was told to me by M.Yoo on 2/13/07

What am I doing with my life?
-yours truly

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

a winding road to nowhere: an ode to this blog entry

Oh baby, as if life couldn't get any better..and then I decide to write another post! Bam. I don't know when I took on the persona of an arrogant blogger who has a faithful/loyal audience, but I like it so I'm gonna roll with it..which brings me to my next point - I just used, "gonna," in my entry. I think my entries are going to vary from colloquial speech to proper speech quite frequently, so deal with it. OK, so it's pretty late at night, and what better time for philosophical tangents? (the answer to that question, is of course, there is no better time) So, in this light, I shall proceed. What's up with life? It's all like, "I'm going to be different for every single person and be completely unpredictable, and times will be good and times will be bad." And this attitude of the personified Life can become quite frustrating. However, I guess I try to find peace and solace in feeling that I have somewhat a sense of knowing or control of my own life by kind of doing the little things I can to guide it in the "right" direction (whatever that is) so as to avoid more of the bad times. That last thought of mine was extremely vague, and I worry that its meaning and power might not translate so easily onto the reader, but nevertheless it too shall remain in this entry. Eh, I guess a possible conclusion to this somewhat existential moment could be that, life is both good and's how you deal with it that matters. I've never felt so cliche in my life...and I'm loving it. But seeing that I've just accidentally dropped the McDonald's motto into this post (cf. "I'm loving it"), I think it's time that I call it quits for this evening...Plus I just realized I'm sitting shirtless and spitting out ambiguously trite ideas on life. Mmm, well it's my blog and I do what I want. Next time I promise to have something perhaps a little more organized...maybe even something artistic like a poem - but I'm not promising that yet. Hope you enjoyed wasting precious seconds of your life by reading what's on my mind - I sure did :)

-yours truly

Monday, February 5, 2007

boo yah

That's right - yours truly has just started up a new blog. Will this blog be as sexy as the others that John has done in the past? In short: Yes. I plan to keep my subject matter fresh, witty, and always as grammatically correct as possible for your reading pleasure and my compositional integrity. Since I started out this first entry in somewhat of a Question/Answer format, I might as well continue in that manner. John, are you going to elaborate upon whimsical thoughts, philosophies, and incidents that happen to you? Of course, baby! I try to give the people what they want - and I know that includes facts like I had a sick-ass wrap at lunch today (I combo'd some chicken, guacamole, salsa, and some veggies). Yeah. Jealous? I know - but that's my life. Now, I don't want to overload you with excitement in my inaugural blog-entry, so I'll curtail my ramblings tonight and save them for another time. Consider this a taste of things to come, though. I'm back

-yours truly